To be caught red-handed is to be caught in the act of committing a misdemeanour, with the evidence there for all to see. Give yourself 2 points for each of the following crimes and see how dangerous you really are.
Pretending to be really interested in what your in-laws are saying
Taking more than a few pennies from the fast food counter bowl to pay for your purchase
Asking your husband if an article of clothing look good on you, and believing them
Blowing into the palm of your hand to check your breath odor
Starring into space at work thinking about that last romantic moment you had
ALMOST saying something to a complete stranger in an elevator
Telling a co-worker that you know what a bitcoin is
NOT answering your door on Saturday, pretending not to be home because you were sure it was someone selling something
Clearing the browser history of your computer at home
Clearing the browser history of your computer at WORK – give yourself 3 points please
Falling down and telling your friends you only had 2 beers
Calling your wife minutes before the 1st tee telling her the meeting is going to be all day
1-3 Points Stern Warning
4-6 Points $5 Ticket
7-10 Points 30 days Probation
11-14 Points Ankle Braclet
More than 15 points – GO TO JAIL do not collect $200
